Eminem: Without Me (Dirty Version)

[Obie Trice]
"Obie Trice, Real Name No Gimmicks..."
[Eminem]
Two trailer park girls go round the outside, fuck me
round the outside, round the outside.fuck me
Two trailer park girls go round the outside, fuck me
round the outside, round the outside. oh the cum feels good!
[Female Voice]
"Ooooohhhhh!" lick my pussy, oh keep going!
[Eminem]
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...
(Nah nah nah nah nah na na nah)
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Marshall no more they want Shady
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (Hey!)
You waited this long now stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husbands heart problem is complicating
So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They've tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So, come on dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that cum on your lips and some on your tits you lesbians
And get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavy cum cum cum
I just settled all my lawsuits, "Fuck you Debbie!" i want you debby my dick
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me.
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me.
Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners helpless,
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision of scary, could start a revolution,
Pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So just let me revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass
you ask for me?
Well I'm back (da-da-na-na-da-nanana) fix your bent antenna
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
In up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
(announcer voice)
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me.
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me.
A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards,
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie,
You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno
Now let go, just give me the signal
I will be there with a whole fist full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting,
But its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,
To do Black Music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
Here's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me.
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me.
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me,
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
"Kids!" i want to FUCK ALI