Flight Of The Conchords: Humans Are Dead

Both: The distant future
The distant future
J: It is the distant future
The year 2000
B: We are robots
J: The world is very different ever since the robotic uprising of the mid-90s.
There is no more unhappiness.
B: Affirmative
J: We no longer say yes. Instead we say affirmative'.
B: Affirmative
J: Unless it's a more colloquial situation with a few robo-friends.
J: There is only one kind of dance, the robot
B: And the robo-boogie
J: Oh yes. Two kinds of dances.
Both: Finally, robotic beings rule the world
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned there asses
B: The humans are dead
J: That's right they are dead
B: The humans are dead
J: They look like they're dead
B: It had to be done
J: I'll just confirm that they're dead
B: So that we could have fun
J: Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.

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Alternative long (live) Version:
J: (spoken) This next song we're gonna do, it's not really intended for Humans.
B: (spoken) No.
J: (spoken) It's probably more for robots..
B: (spoken) Yeah. yeah
J: (spoken) ..in the future when robots have killed all humans.
J: (spoken) And that's the sort of market that we're trying to get into.

Both: The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future
The distant future
J: The future is quite different to the present.
The one thing we have in common with the present is we still call it the present even though it's the future.
What you call the present we call the past so you guys are way behind.
B: Yes the world is quite different now, there are no more elephants.
J: There is no more unethical treatment of elephants either. That's it.
The world is a much better place.
B: There are no more humans.
Both: Finally, robotic beings rule the world
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned their asses
B: The humans are dead
J: He's right they are dead
B: The humans are dead
J: Look at that one it's dead
B: It had to be done
J: I'll just confirm that they're dead
B: So that we could have fun
J: Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.

B: System of oppression
J: What did it lead to
B: Oh the robot depression
J: Robots ruled by people
B: They had so much aggresion
Both: That we just had to kill them.
Had to shut their systems down.

J: Captain do you not see irony by destroying the humans because of their destructive capabilities we have become like... do you see what we've... see what we've done?
B: Yes. So? Silence! Destroy Him! Dew
J: Bew
B: Do do dew
J: Bew

B: After time we grew strong
J: Developed cognitive powers
J: They made us work for too long
B: For unreasonable hours
Both: Our programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their motherboardfucking systems down.
B: Can't we just talk to the humans, they little understanding could make things better.
Can't we talk to the humans and work together no?
Both: No.
Because they are dead.
B: I said the humans are dead
J: He's right they are dead
B: The humans are dead
J: Sniff this one it's dead
B: We used poisonous gases
J: With traces of lead
B: And we poisoned there asses
J: Actually their lungs
Binary solo
B: Zero zero zero zero zero one
Zero zero zero zero zero one one
Zero zero zero zero zero one one one
Zero zero zero zero one one one
J: oh oh oh one oh oh one
B: Come on sucker lick my battery
J: Boogie. Boogie. Boogie. Robo Boogie. Boogie. Boogie. Boogie.
Both: The humans are dead
Once again without emotion
The humans are dead dea dea dea dea dea dea brough.....