Jon Lajoie: Pop Song

Girl, I'm a sexually attractive man
That makes me a good artist
This is my new single
I hope you like it
Wealthy men hired me
To sing this song
That they wrote for me
They're investing in
This pricey music video
And they're paying
To get it played on the radio
And they're gonna sell a million
Yes its gonna go platinum
Cause they'll market this song
To young impressionable
And insecure teenage girls
Cause all you gotta say is
Ooh baby I love you
Ooh girl, I need you in my world
Cause they'll market this song
To young impressionable
And insecure teenage girls
Cause all they gotta do
Is find a sexually attractive man
That can sing all the words
And now the token rap verse
That doesn't make any sense
But helps to get a small percentage
Of the urban music market
Hey, baby, baby, I can tell
That you are crazy crazy
Shake that ass, girl
My rhymes are getting lazy, lazy
These things I'm talking bout have
Nothing to do with the song, baby
But it don't matter
Wont you show me that thong, baby
That's how it works
In the pop music industry
2009 motherfucker
That's just how it be
Cause they'll market this song
To young impressionable
And insecure teenage girls
Cause all you gotta say is
Ooh baby I love you
And girl, I need you in my world
Cause they'll market this song
To young impressionable
And insecure teenage girls
Cause all they gotta do
Is find a sexually attractive man
That can sing all the words
Now I'm singing with my gay voice
To let you know that I am sensitive
Oh, yeah, I'm singing with my gay voice
Teenage girls love a sensitive voice
Make money, money, make money, money, make money
Make money, money, make money, money, make money
Rich men making money off of
Their investments
Ooh its so sexual, baby
Girl, I love you so much
I wish we could be together
Unfortunately we cant, because
I'm rich and famous and you're not
But why don't you just go out buy my album
And tell your friends about it too
So they also go out and buy it