Shakira: Can't Remember to Forget You (ft. Rihanna) PARODY!

I sing like a goat
The frog in my throat
He lived there for years
And he make me sing this way
I set up a bad
Down by the steps
So when I run down stairs
I don?t crash and smash my head
I really have to pee now
But I cannot leave because
I?m waiting for Rihanna
Where is that ho?
This I sour girls night
I sent her an e-vite
To have a slumber party
At my house
I?m very frio!
I keep forgetting to put cloths on
Rack and roll
Guitar solo
I had to start a band with no one
The evil throat froggy
He put a curse on me
Now I must live in this big house alone
Hey Rihanna!
Where the hell are ya?
Don?t piss me off or I?ll unfriend you

Sorry I?m late
I was harassed at the gate
Your house is a maze
Don?t know why you need all this space
We?re smoking in bed
Bitchin? bout men
Our asses look great
But we can?t find a decent mate
It really makes me feel bad
Got issues with my dad
And it makes me date such assholes

Oh not again
Let?s play a board game
Like Scattergories
And I will make us nachos
Where?s she go?
Hey Rihannna
I thing I lost ya
I took a wrong turn at the bathroom
Make a left
Hey Shakira
I cannot hear ya
Just stay put my but twill find you butt
Communicate with me
With ass telepathy
Now we?re dry humping the dry wall
Why can?t I rebound
From stupid Chris Brown
You keep forgetting he?s an ass clown
I?d kill and I?d steal
And I?d cheat on my taxes
And French kiss a frog for that boy
Really?
I?d eat a fart sandwich and lie down in traffic
He battered you like a nerf toy
I have a solution, a man substitution
Have you met my friend, the bullfrog?
Just reach down and kiss him
He?ll become a prince
And he won?t treat you like a lap dog
Ohh noo!
Now the evil frog has cursed you
What is that noise?
That?s your new voice
And now I sound the way I used to sound
How do I stop this hell?
This vocal prison cell
You have to pass the curse to someone else
Well this is goodbye
And hips don?t lie
You kind of sound like Julie Andrews