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Hokey Fuckin' Pokey - Psychostick

"(roar) ALRIGHT! EVERYBODY GET YOUR MOMS! AND YOUR DADS! AND YOUR KIDS! AND YOUR GRANDMAS! IT'S TIME FOR THE HOKEY FUCKIN' POKEY! RIGHT FOOT! You put your right foot in! You take your right foot out! You"

Indecision - Psychostick

"-*sigh* Hey guys, ok seriously, we gotta come up with an ablum title here. -I got one, I got one, how about, The Flesh Eating Rollerskate -Hahahaha, oh man. No, no. -Well what about, I Am Staring....At"

Scrotal Torment - Psychostick

"In a crowd With no escape is when I feel My privates wake! Got to find some privacy or they will see me scratching me! CHORUS My balls itch! They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em Way down low! My balls"

Two Ton Paperweight - Psychostick

"My car is a PIECE OF SHIT! I wanna drive you off a cliff Watch you crash into a ravine For the things you did to me, you... STUPID CAR! I wanna make myself a pipe bomb Blow your damn engine back to hell Where"

Why, Oh, Why? - Psychostick

"Alex... Alex! (Alex) ALEX!!!! This is a slow song... you can do that on the next one I'm looking at you after it's all over And I don't feel quite the same That look in your eyes says you don't want"

Pluh - Psychostick

"One, two, three, four, five, six Seven I dunno Here we go Tearin' down the road doin' ninety in my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to get a tank of gas I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin' for a"

Prozak Milkshake - Psychostick

"I'm depressed So I wrote this song To express Everything that's wrong Like my mother Wouldn't let me go to a rated R Cool movie At the theater with my friends And I know That you may not think that it's"

Throwin' Down - Psychostick

"Oh, I get it You wanna run my life! Why don't you stick an antenna up my ass and make me your own satellite You bitch why the hell you gotta make it so damn tough I could find a cure for cancer but it"

Orgasm = Love - Psychostick

"I can feel you in my heart even though we drift apart with those words you spoke to me though I always disagree And I listen to the sound of your sweet voice cause you won't shut up. Now I'm finished let"

Good Morning - Psychostick

"Morning Sleepy Head! Time To Get Up! I said It's time to get up! Rise and shine, It's a whole new day full of opportunities AND possiblilities. I said WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! Touch"

In A Band To Get Chicks - Psychostick

"SICK of being a loser Turned down at every turn! TIRED of being rejected I'm the king of crash and burn. WHAT am I gonna do now? I need a little plan... WAIT! I bet they would want me... with a microphone"

Fake My Own Death And Go Platinum - Psychostick

"Well you see I wanna sell a million records but my music sucks so what am I to do? They say an artist is appreciated after he's dead I have no talent but I bet that it's still true! The lyrics all suck"

Jagermeister Love Song - Psychostick

"I know I promised I'd write you a love song But instead I just wrote you a drunk song Because love is pathetic but seventy proof is no less than poetic You look your best when my vision is blurry that's"

BEER - Psychostick

"I like beer 'cos it is good I drink beer because I should if there was a song to sing I sing it and beer you bring I drink beer when I am sad ''cause the beer it makes me glad now there's nothing left"

Death Burger - Psychostick

"What'd you do for a DEATH BURGER?! Welcome to Sonic's, this is Roy, can I take your order please? Yes, I would like a DEATH BURGER. ... What do you want??? I would like a death burger! (With cheese!) We"

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