Tim Minchin: So F**king Rock

I am so fucking rock
I am so goddamn rock
I am so motherfucking rock
x5

Dont you know you wanna rock it with me?

If you came expecting a burlesque show
With girls in nipple tassels and a flying trapeze
Im sorry but Im gonna have to disappoint you
You should have read your program more carefully

If you came expecting liturgical dancing
With new interpretations of the story of Moses
Im sorry but I think you will be disappointed
Youve made an error during the booking process

But if you came to see me
Im really happy that you achieved your intention
Cos' it's all very well to live in the moment
But planning is important is you want to achieve your goals
And maybe have some savings when you're old

I am so fucking rock
I am so Goddamn rock
I am so motherfucking rock (rock x5)

I worked very hard for my rock n roll hair
I get it chemically straightened and I style it for hours
And I worked very hard for a rock n roll face
Ive got the kooky contact lenses and the girly mascara

But there is something deeper inside
Something that the mask I wear can't hide

I paid lots of money for this big piano
And the fancy, fancy lights to make me look like Michael Jackson
I paid lots of money for this bohemian coat
And the fact I dont wear shoes is just an affectation

But there is something deeper inside
Something that this costume cannot hide
Something from a distance you won't see
Something fundamentally me

I am so fucking rock
I am so goddamn rock
I am so motherfucking rock.

Fucking rock, fucking, goddamn rock, goddamn, motherfucking rock, fucking
Dont you know you wanna rock it with me

I am so fucking rock
I am so goddamn rock
I am so motherfucking rock.
Dont you know you wanna rock it with me?
x5
Rock it with me!
Rock it with me!