Bad Catholic Schoolgirls: Captain Abortion

AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics
ST = Special T's lyrics

ST:
Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year?
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer!
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!

AG:
Gonna kick you in the ovaries, tie your fucking tubeses
Seal off your vagina with fucking superglue, bitch
Thinking of reproducing? Better fucking think again.
Hoe I'm here, to control the population
ST:
Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year?
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer!
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!

AG:
Why the fuck would you want kids anyway?
They're gonna grow up, rip you off and go away and turn gay
You're not even allowed to beat 'em or fucking starve them
I'm here to pull 'em out before it's even started
...stop the problem at the root
yank em out and curbstomp 'em with my fucking boot
i'm killing fucking babies to save our whole nation
Wiping out the effects of overpopulation

ST:
Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year?
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer!
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!

AG:
I don't need no salt poisoning, or no pennyroyal tea
My coathanger and my bare fuckin' hands can kill a baby
When I show up to late I'll just slap the whore
Strangle the mother with the umbilical cord
And eat the baby, I fucking hate kids man, there's no excuse
To increase the population and reproduce
Save your time and money besides, we're all dooomed
what's the use? fuck the world, pass the booze

ST:
Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year?
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer!
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!ST:
Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year?
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer!
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!