Bad Catholic Schoolgirls: The Masturbation Proclamation
Tekst piosenki
Brak wideo
Tekst piosenki
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls: The Masturbation Proclamation
AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics
ST = Special T's lyrics
st:
hey, how y'all doin' today
special t here and i got somethin to say
i'll get straight to the point - i love masturbation
the hand solo is the dance that's taking the nation
ag:
by storm, had my hand on my cock since birth
the greatest pleasures on the face of the earth
are not learned in the classroom or found on the street
everything i know i learned while poundin my meat
st:
damn right, and we don't leave anybody guessin
we're comin straight with this one and you're wishin
we kept our mouths shut
ag:
but its a serious matter
nothin makes a heart pitter patter like stirrin the baby batter
st:
don't act like you're different, everybody's doin it
i'm at my best when i'm strokin off and spewin it
ag:
half the time when i write these rhymes i got
one hand on the pen and one on my divining rod
chorus:
everybody in the house (hell yea)
y'all with me now? (hell yea)
alright - now drop trou (hell yea)
everybody whip ya shit out
everybody in the house (hell yea)
y'all with me now? (hell yea)
alright - now drop trou (hell yea)
everybody whip ya shit out
st:
here i go again on my own, me and my whitesnake
playin with my meatwad but they call me master shake
ag
let's talk about feelings
st
my chili i'm peeling
layin on my bed and stuccoing the ceiling
ag
it's so fuckin hard these days to get any play
if girls were potato chips, they'd be frito lay
but once i pop i can't stop, can't have just one
st
i average like 10 times a day (shit son)
i beat off when i'm in bed, then again when i get up
then in the shower, and again when i get on the bus
and at the back of the classroom, hand on my sack
ag
whackin off is more addicting than crack
let me introduce you to my left and right hands
the organ grinder and the pocket fisherman
st
my hands are always shakin, but i'm not nervous
i'm not a gas station but i am self service
(chorus)
ag
all i ever wanna do is get off
today's special: i recommend the beef strokinoff
special t - man what you up to tonight?
st
breakin out the oils, the candles, the barry white
sorry man, i'm havin a party of one
ag
that's cool dude, sounds like a lotta fun
to use the term literally "that's whack shit"
paper or plastic?
st
my waistband's elastic
makes for easy access when i wanna jack it
ag
sometimes i prefer the sleeve of my jacket
stand back kid
st
i'm about to explode
for a little guy i pack a pretty big load
ag
DIY is what we all about
st
i dont give a fuck i'll pull it out on your couch
does everybody know what time it is?
ag
tool time!
st
oops, already dropped the jizz
ag
man you got the weirdest cock i ever saw
st
but only because i been rubbin it raw
(chorus)
ST = Special T's lyrics
st:
hey, how y'all doin' today
special t here and i got somethin to say
i'll get straight to the point - i love masturbation
the hand solo is the dance that's taking the nation
ag:
by storm, had my hand on my cock since birth
the greatest pleasures on the face of the earth
are not learned in the classroom or found on the street
everything i know i learned while poundin my meat
st:
damn right, and we don't leave anybody guessin
we're comin straight with this one and you're wishin
we kept our mouths shut
ag:
but its a serious matter
nothin makes a heart pitter patter like stirrin the baby batter
st:
don't act like you're different, everybody's doin it
i'm at my best when i'm strokin off and spewin it
ag:
half the time when i write these rhymes i got
one hand on the pen and one on my divining rod
chorus:
everybody in the house (hell yea)
y'all with me now? (hell yea)
alright - now drop trou (hell yea)
everybody whip ya shit out
everybody in the house (hell yea)
y'all with me now? (hell yea)
alright - now drop trou (hell yea)
everybody whip ya shit out
st:
here i go again on my own, me and my whitesnake
playin with my meatwad but they call me master shake
ag
let's talk about feelings
st
my chili i'm peeling
layin on my bed and stuccoing the ceiling
ag
it's so fuckin hard these days to get any play
if girls were potato chips, they'd be frito lay
but once i pop i can't stop, can't have just one
st
i average like 10 times a day (shit son)
i beat off when i'm in bed, then again when i get up
then in the shower, and again when i get on the bus
and at the back of the classroom, hand on my sack
ag
whackin off is more addicting than crack
let me introduce you to my left and right hands
the organ grinder and the pocket fisherman
st
my hands are always shakin, but i'm not nervous
i'm not a gas station but i am self service
(chorus)
ag
all i ever wanna do is get off
today's special: i recommend the beef strokinoff
special t - man what you up to tonight?
st
breakin out the oils, the candles, the barry white
sorry man, i'm havin a party of one
ag
that's cool dude, sounds like a lotta fun
to use the term literally "that's whack shit"
paper or plastic?
st
my waistband's elastic
makes for easy access when i wanna jack it
ag
sometimes i prefer the sleeve of my jacket
stand back kid
st
i'm about to explode
for a little guy i pack a pretty big load
ag
DIY is what we all about
st
i dont give a fuck i'll pull it out on your couch
does everybody know what time it is?
ag
tool time!
st
oops, already dropped the jizz
ag
man you got the weirdest cock i ever saw
st
but only because i been rubbin it raw
(chorus)
Tłumaczenie piosenki
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls: The Masturbation Proclamation
Nie ma jeszcze tłumaczenia dla tego utworu
Bądź pierwszy i dodaj swoje tłumaczenie
Reklama
Reklama
Inne teksty wykonawcy
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls: The Masturbation Proclamation
-
Mack n Bail
- Bad Catholic Schoolgirls
-
Squeal, Baby Seal
- Bad Catholic Schoolgirls
-
Pickin' Up Chicks
- Bad Catholic Schoolgirls
-
The Magic Touch
- Bad Catholic Schoolgirls
-
Captain Abortion
- Bad Catholic Schoolgirls
Skomentuj tekst
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls: The Masturbation Proclamation
Pisz jako Gość
4000 znaków do wpisania
Twój komentarz może być pierwszy
Reklama
Reklama
Polecane na dziś
Teksty piosenek
-
Miłość jest ślepa
Sanah
„Kochanie mnie to jak pory roku Po miesiącach mroku Słońce świeci zza chmur Kochanie mnie to poza do skoku Nad przepaścią głęboką Potem już tylko w dół Kochanie mnie jak zima w pergoli Mró”
-
Genziara
Genzie
„mam pewność siebie, to praca nie dar oni mi piszą, że ja to mam fart przeżyłam tsunami, hejtu tyle fal nie mogłam już więcej dać, z siebie wiem, wiem najlepiej co na mnie stać jak gwiazda na nieb”
-
100 BPM - feat. Bletka
Kizo
„Nad miastem unosi się dym Dziś każdy porusza się w tańcu I serce wybija nam rytm Nie braknie nam promieni słońca Gdy mieni się golden hour Którego nie dotykasz końca Chce z Tobą tańczyć jak nikt”
-
Nie mówiła nic
EMO
„Znowu siedzę z sobą całkiem sam a jedno co jest pewne chciałem to mam o tobie trudno jest zapomnieć ot tak nie mówiła nic chciała z tobą być lubiła solo tańczyć aż po świt kochałem ją jak nik”
-
Pilnie oddam gruz
Daj To Głośniej
„Miałeś wyglądać jak Dicaprio miałam się wozić Twoim cabrio w basenie sączyć Aperole a Ty wyglądasz tak że ja, że ja Cię nie chcę Miałeś być jak z bajki pantofle, a nie stare najki gdzie mogę ”
Użytkownicy poszukiwali
Teksty piosenek
- school girls mastrubation●
Reklama
Ostatnio wyszukiwane
Teksty piosenek
Wybrane
Teksty piosenek
-
Destroy The Machines (feat. Dany Lambesis)
- Austrian Death Machine
-
Gift Horse
- IDLES
-
To jest to
- SKOLIM
-
The Racket
- Lucy Rose
-
Y.B.P. (feat. Bruiser Wolf)
- DANNY BROWN
-
Aniele
- Nicola Pęza (Cola)
-
Seven Sins
- Ren
-
Madmuazel
- Łobuzy
-
Pan i Pani Smith (SMASH - Polish version) - i Adrian Wiśniewski
- Sylwia Przetak
-
Koszulka Ramones
- Ignacy Puśledzki
Reklama
Tekst piosenki The Masturbation Proclamation - Bad Catholic Schoolgirls, tłumaczenie oraz teledysk. Poznaj słowa utworu The Masturbation Proclamation - Bad Catholic Schoolgirls. Znajdź teledyski, teksty i tłumaczenia innych piosenek - Bad Catholic Schoolgirls.
Komentarze: 0