Bad Catholic Schoolgirls: The Magic Touch

AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics
ST = Special T's lyrics

chorus:
yo - we notorious
ain't nobody got game like us
mortal kombat, mario kart, tetris
BCS got the magic touch
x2

AG:
i wake up every morning, shit shower and shave
i go: Hotmail, MSN, StillePost, MySpace
then i sit down and play some super nintendo
i get a boner when i get three star cards in a row
Chun-Li's panties made me cum but i'm fucked
cuz i got my motherfucking A button stuck
but either way, it doesn't matter i always win
spread your asscheeks let me drop some quarters in
i'm always on the top of the high score screen
'cuz when it comes to nintendo yo - i got game

ST
special t is a power player too, you know?
i'll kick your fucking ass when it comes to nintendo
you can be yoshi and i can be mario
while i ride your fucking ass like a chocobo
you'll be holding Y button til your right thumb's sore
but i'm kicking ass, and settin' high scores
Both:
for those who crush goombahs and those who kick koopas
to those who hit hookah's with the koopa paratroopa
ST:
you think you got game? i'll do you like a ho
i'll get the seven up, you bring the doritos

(chorus) x2

ST
y'all think you got a challenge fo' me?
ho please, get ready to suck like kirby
who you think got you past world eight-three?
who you think found you the game genie
NES, Joe & Mac, and Mario Three
Pocky and Rocky
and all the mothafuckin codes on the web, G

AG:
straight outta ferris
another crazy set of fingers
more controls i touch, the high score gets bigger
i'm a super street fighter and you know this
but your sticky controllers wont show this
but i don't give a fuck i got infinite lives
and not from a code but from my hand-eye
coordination - of a nintendo tycoon
sweatin' all the bitches in the harvest moon

(chorious)x2

AG:
we both are the kings of the video games
ST:
or anybody else who's equally lame
AG:
wanna resolve things in a non-violent way?
ST:
just come back here and play video games
AG:
one day i was tryin' to fly, with a tanooki suit on
when i caught a guy, droppin turtles with spikes
turned in to a statue and let him pass
bounced off his head and kicked his ass
ST
i dont give a fuck if it's dark or not
i wont walk home until all lives are lost
special t love nintendo long time
on the couch with controllers and bongs, all night
AG
and when my girlfriend called, special t and i were at the final boss
on our very last life and just one heart
and we still never lost
ST:
so from now on we the 32 bit crew
every single day we beat mario 2
AG:
and i still fuckin rock the mortal kombat
givin' props to the brunette crew

(chorus)