Bad Catholic Schoolgirls: Pickin' Up Chicks

AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics
ST = Special T's lyrics

AG:
What's wrong with the bitches in here, T?
I'm usin' all my best lines.. but I can't get any
Like 'You, Me, and a midget makes three.'
'I was gonna fuck your brains out, but somebody beat me'
'I wanna spank you, baby with a sack of kidney beans
Cover your body in sour cream
and let my friends lick it off of you..'
..... 'uhh... mind if I push in your stool?'
ST:
I like shoelaces, bow-ties, and wheelchairs, baby..
Wanna go back to my place and use all three?
You remind me a lot of a girl I used to date
she's dead now...hey, where you going? wait!!
Wanna see a trick I picked up in prison?
its girls like you that make me wish I were a lesbian.
Oh I just pissed my pants, I was hoping to get in yours'
I'm gonna go home and beat off if I get slapped once more


AG:
i don't play pool, but i'll put my balls on your rack
you're like a fuckin' whale, but i could go for a hump back
everything I wanna do to you I learned at SeaWorld.
Like Motel 6, I'll leave the light on for you girl.
I'd walk a million miles over broken glass
just to shake hands with the guy that fucked you last.
You remind me of my cousin.. see, it's just that
I'm always wanting something that I can never have
ST:
just remember baby, to you I am a virgin, I'm
gonna make you feel like it was my first time
wow, your eyebrows are thick, but i'm not judging
just as long as you ain't gonna get me sick with something
wanna play pac man? how many pills
can you swallow, before i catch ya? i got skills
always got one hand on my muthafuckin joystick
if you were a booger you'd be my first pick


AG:
Does this smell like chloroform to you?'
i'm no fiddler on the roof, but i'll diddle 'er on the roofies
Is it cold in here, or are you smugglin' tic tacs?
What's a girl like you doin' with a face like that?
ST:
You're cuter than my last victim, i mean girlfriend, though
If I cut your arms off, you'd look like Venus de Milo.
You make my penis smile, so.. here's twenty bucks
Drink until I'm cute, then come back and we'll fuck