Ian Dury And The Blockheads: It Ain't Cool

You think it's cool to make me wait with baited breath for what you say
You think it's cool to be the overlord of all that you survey
You think it's clever beinfg clever, that you wear your fortune well
You think it's cool to be the foxy one, but time alone will tell that -

It ain't cool
(It ain't cool)
It ain't cool
(It ain't cool)

You thin it's cool to be the comic, making cracks at my expense
You think it's cool to sit in judgement when I ain't got no defense
You think it's witty being witty, when you know my tongue is tied
You think it's cool to be a prankster but your joks are passing ride

It ain't cool
(It ain't cool)
It ain't cool
(It ain't cool)

It ain't cool to count your blessings one bye one (it ain't cool)
It ain't cool to say you've done what you ain't done (it ain't cool)
It ain't cool to claim your winnings when you put on your beginnings
And another persons innings has begun

You think it's cool to be a sharpie as you cout me down to size
But it ain't cool (it ain't cool)
You think it's cool to brush aside the little people you dispise
But it ain't cool (it ain't cool)
You think it's niffty being niffty, and you think you're no-one's fool
But you ain't cool (you ain't cool)
You think it's cool to hold your victim up to cruel ridicule
But it ain't cool (it ain't cool)

It ain't cool to be a clucker
It ain't cool to be a crutt
It ain't cool to make your mucker
Wait upon that if you but
It ain't cool to think you're pucker
When you're tearing off a sheet
It ain't cool to make a sucker out of everyone you meet
It ain't cool (it ain't cool)

It ain't cool to count your blessings one bye one (it ain't cool)
It ain't cool to say you've done what you ain't done (it ain't cool)
It ain't cool to do subtraction, when you're checking every fraction
Now your little peice of action has begun

It ain't cool (it ain't cool)
It ain't cool (it ain't cool)
It ain't cool (it ain't cool)
It ain't cool (it ain't cool)
It ain't cool (it ain't cool)
It ain't cool (it ain't cool)
It ain't cool (it ain't cool)
It ain't cool (it ain't cool)
It ain't cool (it ain't cool)
It ain't cool (it ain't cool)