The Arrogant Worms: Go To Sleep Little Leech

As a small baby
Each time I cried
My mother came to me
To ease my worries and calm my fears
with a sweet melody

I remember hearing
The sound of her voice
As I screamed in my drool and my pee
She'd slug back some whiskey
light up a smoke
and gently sing to me

Go to sleep little leach
You sucked mama dry
Made her more crazy
With every cry
Why weren't we more careful
that night on the beach
Go to sleep
Go to sleep little leach

I grew into a terrible teen
And ate all of my parents food
Stole all their liquor Broke their antiques
Wore stupid clothes And was rude

One night I drove the car home
Covered in vomit and missing a door
But my dad didn't yell
He just smiled and he said
'Son you don't live here no more!'

Go to sleep little leach
You've sucked us bone dry
Stolen our money and will to survive
But your old enough to kick out on the street
Go to sleep, Go to sleep little leach
(go to sleep.. go to sleep)

Now I'm a father with my own child
Who screams and screams and screams
He screams and screams and screams and screams
and screams and screams and screams and screams!
I'm up at 11, at 2 and 4
And all I can do is yell is WHY?
And I swear that I hear my mom laughing at me
As I sing that lullaby

Go to sleep little leach, your driving me mad
Sometimes I dream that I'm not your real dad
It's 5 in the morning I work in the day
Go to sleep little leach or get sold on eBay

Go to sleep little leach everyone tells
me your an angel, but I know your from hell
How else could 9 pounds six ounces make such a screech?
Go to sleep, go to sleep
Go to sleep you little creep
I beseech ye! Little leachy
(go to sleep.... go to sleep)
Go to sleep please