Veggie Tales: Oh, santa

Christmas Special: The Toy That Saved ChristmasNarrator: "It's Christmas Eve, and Larry is anxiously awaiting thearrival of Santa Claus with a plate of cookies."Larry: "Oh, Santa! I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait foryou to come, and I've got cookies! Three yummy cookies! Just for you forwhen you come, oh me, for you for when you come ... because it'sChristmas!"[Knock-knock-knock]Larry: "Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one whobrings presents for a cucumber like me, a good cucumber like me?"Narrator: "Larry is surprised to be greeted not by Santa, but craftybankrobber!"Larry: "Who are you?"Bankrobber: "I'm a bankrobber! And I've come to rob your bank, oh yes!I've come to rob your bank, and I've come to take your dimes and swipeyour nickels. So stand back, step aside you silly pickle! And let mein!"Narrator: "Although frightened by the intruder, in the spirit ofChristmas Larry makes an offering."Larry: "I'm not a banker ... I have no bank my robbing friend, but Ihave cookies--three yummy cookies. And I don't have nickels, but pleasetake this my robbing friend. Eat one of these my robbing friend. Theyare for Santa, but you may have one."Narrator: "The bankrobber is truly touched by Larry's good will. ButLarry, although momentarily distracted, is still excited about seeingSanta."Larry: "Oh, Santa! I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait foryou to come, and I've got cookies! Two yummy cookies! Just for you forwhen you come, oh me, for you for when you come ... because it'sChristmas!"Bankrobber: (Simultaneously) "I'm a robber! I came to rob your bank, ohyes! I came to rob your bank ... you shared a cookie--a yummy cookie.Though I'd love to take your dimes, perhaps another time--because it'sChristmas!"[Knock, knock, knock]Larry: "Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one whobrings presents for a cucumber like me, a good cucumber like me?"Narrator: "Once again, it is not Santa who has come to Larry's door, butthis time a savage Norseman."Larry: "Who are you?"Viking: "I'm a viking! And I've come to take your land, oh yes! I'vecome to take your land, and I've come to burn your crops and steal yourhorses. And I've come to ... step on your chickens! And soil yourquilts!"Narrator: "Although frightened by the intruder, in the spirit ofChristmas Larry makes an offering."Larry: "I don't have land ... I don't have crops, my viking friend, butI have cookies--two yummy cookies. And I don't have horses, but pleasetake this my viking friend. Eat one of these my viking friend. They arefor Santa, but you may have one."Narrator: "The viking is also touched by Larry's good will. But Larry'sthoughts are still with Santa."Larry: "Oh, Santa! I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait foryou to come, I've got a cookie! A yummy cookie! Just for you for whenyou come, oh me, for you for when you come ... because it's Christmas!"Viking: (Simultaneously) "I'm a viking! I came to take your land, ohyes! I came to take your land ... you shared a cookie--a yummy cookie.Though I'd love to soil your quilts, I don't think that I wilt ...because it's Christmas!"[Knock-knock-knock]Larry: "Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one whobrings presents for a cucumber like me, a good cucumber like me?"Narrator: "Larry is greeted now by an agent of the Internal RevenueService."Larry: "Who are you?"Peach: "I'm from the IRS! And I've come to tax your ..." [Slam]Larry: "Oh, Santa! I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait foryou to come ... It's finally Santa! It's finally him! At last, the onewho brings presents for a cucumber like me, a good cucumber like me!"Santa: "I'm Santa! And I've come to bring you gifts, oh yes! I've cometo bring you gifts, and I've come to stuff your stockings--oh ho-ho-ho!And I've come to jiggle my belly. And wiggle my nose ... Hey, wait aminute! Isn't that my belt? And what are you doing with my hat? Soyou're the ones!"Bankrobber: "Wait a minute, I can explain!"Viking: "We've changed!"Santa: "Nobody messes with Santa! You know that don't you!? You've beenvery naughty! And I've got a list!"Peach: "Did you claim that?"Larry: "Merry ... Christmas.