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Mystery
after gala night,
if says, Mystery
of soprano's flight!Mystified
baffled Surete say,
we are mystified -
we suspect foul play!
Bad news on
soprano scene -
first Carlotta,
now Christine!
Still, at least
the seats get sold
gossip's worth
its weight in gold ...What a way to
run a business!
Spare me these
unending trials!
Half your cast disappears,
but the crowd still cheers!
Opera!
To hell with Gluck and Handel -
It's a scandal that'll
pack 'em in the aisles!D***able!
Will they all walk out?
This is d***able!Andre, please don't shout ...It's publicity!
And the take is vast!
Free publicity!But we have no cast ...But Andre,
have you seen the queue?
Oh, it seems
you've got one too ...Dear Andre
what a charming gala!
Christine enjoyed a great success!
We were hardly bereft
when Carlotta left -
otherwise
the chorus was entrancing,
but the dancing was a
lamentable mess!
Dear Firmin,
just a brief reminder:
my salary has not been paid.
Send it care of the ghost,
by return of post Q
P.T.O.:
No-one likes a debtor,
so it's better if my
orders are obeyed!Who would have the gall
to send this?
Someone with a puerile brain!These are both signed O.G. ...Who the h*** is he?
Opera ghost!
It's really not amusing
He's abusing
our position!
