Bo Burnham: I'm Bo Yo

What's that?
My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes ...
With three songs that have never been heard on the internet?
And if I try to pirate it for free I'll get AIDS ... I would have guessed scurvy.
Well ... see you later ghost of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Wanna hear a rap?

Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,

girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin'

I'm gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
Youth bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.
If the pants are loose, I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya

I'm Bo yo
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot

Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled cunt tree)
That's right, consider yourself warned
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn

Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin' em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that crack excuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphragm, ass looks like your hidin' ham.

First base, were making out
Second base, I'm getting faked out.
Third base, I'm getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out

But I just don't know I said I just don't care
My flow's so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think

I'm Bo yo
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
You got two eyes ... only got one shot

Girls are like donuts when I be bustin Bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.

My girl is epileptic cause shes the one I'm jerkin with
Common you Asian child laborer show me what your workin' with...
(Ooh, large machinery)

Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects
I'm talking bout religious sects like a Mormon sect
That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause you left the game and if that don't feel right then you can write my name

I'm Bo yo
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
If I can't think of another rhyme then I ought ... to ... think of one

yeah, break this down man
yo, yo

Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If you're imagining this then I'm a chronic figment

yeah ... feel it
ready?

My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude beach people think I'm lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute while your big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.

yeah, come on

Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cause im not homophobic, my morals are straight and
If I'm in the closet then you are below me (blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey

I'm Bo yo
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
Im a real G that can really find your g spot

Im a real G that can really find your g spot

Oh my god, go buy my EP on iTunes ... right now, go right now while I stall
Buy it right now