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Dsseldorf 1969,Mr. And Mrs. Upduff and grandmother Upduff Decided they were going on a vacation.Mother Upduff had been now in Dsseldorf 80 years.They packed in their car their tent and equipment And started driving off to Italy.Mother Upduff is reading about the Mafia on their way to Italy.Zoom, off they went,Driving in their automobile.Finally they got to Italy, beautiful old Italy, fantastic sights.Pompeji they went to,They went to Pompeji, they went to Venice,They went to Sicili, they went to Florence,Their final stop was Rome.Off to Rome, zoom.Rome, then they were in Rome,Old paintings, old buildings, fantastic sights to see.Mother Upduff decided she was going out on the beach for a walk,Out she went for a walk.Mr. And Mrs. Upduff said they would follow,Off they went behind Mother Upduff trailing behind her.Mother Upduff was walking down the street Looking at all the shop windows.Finally, or is it the beginning,Mother Upduff was standing there watching in the fish market,A gigantic octopus leaped out of the pool And snatched Mother Upduff up.Then they didnt know what to do Mother and Father Upduff wrote,Not having any money at all,Decided that they would have to wrap her up in their tent,Putting on top of the car and carry her back to Dsseldorf.Wrapping her up in their tent, putting on top of the car And fiercly driving back to Dsseldorf.Toom, off they went back to Dsseldorf.On the way to Dsseldorf while they were still in Italy They drove into a caf, have a cup of coffee.Drinking their cup of coffee up, coming back outside Their car had been stolen with their luggage.
