Chamillionaire: Internet nerds revenge

[Chamillionaire - playing as an internet blogger nerd][typing keyboard]Logging on to AllHipHop right now and uh..What is this? Chamillionaire?Not him again..[Loud sigh] I can't stand him!He's probably name-droppin artists 'cause he knows his album bout to dropYou know he's gonna start tryin to diss because he knows he's gonna flopEff Chamillionaire! That Carter album is what I'm tryna copChamillionaire thinks he's too smart, and plus I think he sings a lotSee, he is not, nowhere as good as they say he is, I hate that kid!And if he is, how come his last one didn't do as much as this?anyways, you gotta act hard to make it in this music bizAnd only people who like him is just little white suburban kidsCause he ain't in the streets, he ain't cookin soft, or sellin bricksHe can't handle beef, he don't know what a two-time felon isAll he talk about is chips, he gotta make a song that's for the chicksThat track with Slick - does he think that I could bust a move to this?!H-A-H-A LOL, I SWEAR that boy'll never sellAnd I just hope he goes to jail, get beat up, stabbed and goes to hellI KNOW he will! I KNOW he will! 'Cause he don't ever show me skillI hope they drop him from his deal, that balla rap is overkillHe don't rap the way he used to rap, he rappin 'bout some stupid crapHe be rappin without saying *ISH* and I'm not really used to thatHe don't rap 'bout sippin syrup, he don't rep that Houston rapIf I EVER saw him in person, he'd be the rapper that I re-FUSE to dapAnyway, I heard a rumor; he ain't beefin, what a lame!He didn't even diss 50 back when 50 Cent called out his nameI asked some girls about him and they told me that they felt the sameSo many stans on the internet on his dick and it's an eff'in shameI'm loggin on to HipHopDX, like, "Who the heck created this?!"Chamillionaire?! NEGATIVE ONE is what I'm gon' be ratin thisHe's not the best, I hate this kid, he couldn't even make my listIf ANYONE says that this is dope, I SWEAR I'll probably take my fistand punch a hole in this computer, tell the fans to get it straightCause last time he dropped a hit was nineteen-ninety-NEVER-eightThat's the reason why I hate on EVERYONE that says he's greatAnd PLUS he sounds so monotone, his style doesn't ever ELEVATEI logged on SOH-H just to investigateI see he tryna drop a mixtape August 27th, WAIT!Does he think I'ma purchase this? I'd NEVER ever get his tapeAnyways, everytime he does, the CD comes out HELLA lateAnd plus The Game is droppin then, he shoulda picked a better dateand Texas, they fell off the map, he should be reppin a better stateRZA, GZA, Little Brother, and The Cool Kids way better than himand he's not even the best from Texas, he's not even better than SlimI logged on his MySpace page, his song didn't have that many plays[in whiny voice] 'cause I know that NO ONE cares 'bout ANYTHING he has to say(Time for supper! [knocks on door])Huh, what? (What are you doing in there?)'ey, come on, mom! (Are you jacking off again?)Close the door! Get out the way!(Stop it, come eat your broccoli!) NO! NO! Get out my face please, can't you see I'm on the net?!(I told you, stay off of those porno sites)Geez, I'll be out there in a minute, you just need to let me breathe!(And it's time to take your medication)STOP IT, MOM! LEAVE! (Come on!)LEAAAVE, MOM! LEAAAAVE!!(Stop it boy, I pay the bills in this house!)[in a pitiful and sobbing tone]AHHHHH!! I hate my life! I hate my life! I hate that his life ain't my life!I'm only seventeen, and all I do is sit all day and type!I cain't believe that Jennifer had the nerve to say I ain't her type!I hate the smell of broccoli, my mom cain't even make it right!I give my opinion on blog sites, opinion hate, and say who's nice'cause I'm too broke to buy CDs, I download 'em and play 'em twice!I HATE my dad! He disappeared and didn't ever say good night!I HATE my parents! Hate the world! I'll make sure they all pay the price!!I WONDER WHAT THE WORLD WILL SAY IF THEY COULD WATCH ME TAKE MY LIFEI WONDER WHAT THE WORLD WILL SAY IF THEY COULD WATCH ME TAKE MY