Cory Williams: Hey little Sparta

I got this little kitty about 2 months back,
He was the nicest little kitty now a pain in my crack.
This little kitty is ninja always stalking my feet.
This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean.
Hes an evil little kitty, look what he did to my hand.
Tries to get in trouble in any way that he can.
I can give this cat a toy but hed rather have the wrapper.
When I always give him water but he still drinks from the crapper.
You could lock him in the closet and he just wont care.
Kitty chews on my shoes and he licks on my hair.
Always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch.
Playing in the windowsills and tearing through the house
He is so full of energy and easily amused.
Kitty will attack anything that moves,
Causing trouble, starting battles just so he can be a part of
Hes the meanest little kitty so we named him Sparta.
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight,
Little bitty kitty want to bite, bite, bite.
Whered you go? Are you stalking me?
Are you under the couch? Quite possibly.
Ears laid back so you dont get caught.
Ready to pounce my leg with everything you got.
I know youre probably watching me from across the room.
Concentrating, contemplating on attacking me soon.
Youre not invisible kitty, Im going to find you first.
Come out, come out, before I make things worse.
Ive seen where you hide and I know where youve been.
Hey kitty why dont you give in.
Even if you try to sneak up on me Im prepared.
Cause I got my safety gear on and Im not scared.
I think I hear a little kitty under the bed.
I know youre making noises just to mess with my head.
You can stalk me all you want, but Im not your prey.
You always seem to find me first, but not today.
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight?
Little bitty kitty want to bite, bite, bite.
Come on now, Im going get you now.
Ive got him cornered and now hes mine.
Hes not going to get away this time.
Ill snatch him up fast and before he can blink.
And then, awww man, hes a sleep in the sink.
What is with this cat? Im confused.
Hes got a bed but its never been used.
In every waking moment kitty is up for the fight.
Then next minute kittys out like a light.
How could I let this little creature inside of my home.
I got to keep an eye on him when Im on the phone.
Im a little afraid to leave this cat all alone.
This kitty may destroy everything that I own.
Look at him now, I kind of feel bad.
Hes the best little cat that Ive had
And the one big thing I forgot to mention was that he wasnt fighting.
He just wanted attention.
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight?
Little bitty kitty want to bite, bite, bite.
Showing love, thats all this kitty does.