Tekst piosenki
DM) Here's a happy tune SD) A happy tune DM) You'll love to croon SD) You love to croon DM) They call it Dean's song SD) Hey, you don't seem to understand DM) Catchy as can be SD) I must agree DM) The melody SD) The melody DM) They call it Dean's song SD)Looks like I'm gonna have to explain this thing SD) You don't dig this scene SD) I'm saying, Dean, the song is Sam's song DM) Sam, you're just a ham SD) But Dean here's the scam SD) The song was named after Sam DM) Sam who? SD) Sam Houston DM) Oh DM) May I say with pride where I reside DM) They call it Dean's song SD) And that's quite a group you have going for you DM) There's no bigger choir that you could hire for singing Dean's song SD) They make the Mormon Tabernacle sound like a trio DM) Sam it's plain to see that you're put out with me SD) Well I'm not just singing along DM) Tell you what I'll do since I'm with you DM) We'll call it Clyde's song SD) Clyde's song? DM) Here's a happy tune SD) Its a sweet melody and I'm happy to say it was named after me but he's calling it DM) Clyde's song DM) Catchy as can be SD) No I don't like to beef and I'm sorry to say the man is a thief 'cause he's calling it DM) Clyde's song DM) Nothing on your mind SD) There's a lot on my mind and I'm standing here saying you're being unkind 'cause you're calling it DM) Clyde's song SD) My Italian friend we have reached the end DM) We don't seem to blend DM) Sam, let's compromise SD) Oh, I hear what you say but by that do you mean that you'll do it your way and call it DM) Sam's song SD) Did he say Sam's song? B) Let's give the ending a rhyme DM) But don't nobody tell Clyde B) That the name of this song DM) is Sam's song SD) It's not Irving's song DM) Sam's song SD) It's not even Mona's song DM) Sam's song SD) Only thing I know is when this record comes out it better have Sam's song on it or else you'll get a nasty letter from Calhoun and a telephone call too DM) Hmmm I'm thinking you're starting to get dirty down there
