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MONTEREY JACK WOKE UP IN HIS SHACK ON A'MONDAY' MONTEREY JACK HAD A LITTLE BITTY SNACK OF SOME ELDERBERRY WINE MONTEREY JACK WALKED DOWN THE TRACK ALL THE WAY TO OL' HARLEY'S SHACK STUCK HIS KNIFE IN OL' HARLEY'S BACK AND THEY SAY THAT'S HOW OL' HARLEY DAVISON DIED OL' JACK HOFF WAS GETTIN' OFF IN' A DOORWAY OL' JACK HOFF WAS GETTIN' OFF WITH LITTLE SARA LEA OL' JACK HOFF WAS GETTIN' OFF WHEN HE MUMBLED STUMBLED AND STARTED TO COUGH AND HIS VEIN WENT HARD AND HE WENT SOFT AND THEY SAY THAT'S HOW OL' JACK HOFF O.G'D (Spoken : You mean "O.D" No . . . O.G What's that man ? That's when you O.D and say Oh Gee . . ! ) TOM Mc CANN WAS SITTIN' IN THE SAND BY THE OCEAN TOM Mc CANN LOOKED INTO HIS HAND AND FOUND A JELLLY ROLL TOM Mc CANN WAS FEELIN' GRAND ALL THIE GIRLS WERE LICKIN HIS HAND THEY SAY HE'S A HEEL BUT MAN OMAN EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT TOM Mc CANN GOT SOUL






