Eminem: Antichrist

Marshall, he's the antichrist
He will slice and-
The devil came to Michigan (Oh shit)
Fuck
Fuckin' PC police
Fuck

Gen Z, here they come now (Now), 'bout to unload rounds (Prrrr)
Pronouns (Shit)
Got me like "woah" now (Woah), homie, let's slow down (Chill)
No need to get so wound (Man), ready to throw down (No)
If I mispronounce (Thee, them), woops (Sorry), oh wow
Got heterosexuals crammin' 'em down our throats now ([?] -A-M)
Like I'm gettin' snow plowed, my humor's too low brow (Yup)
Yeah, so there's no doubt (Nope), you 'bout to get grossed out (Urgh)
But fuck it though, somebody needs to come and hit the reset button
Back to 2003 'cause how did we get stuck
In this woke BS, I'm tryna make it regress, fuck 'em
And I don't regret nothin', it's 'bout to be said
So fuck it, we can keep headbuttin'
Still a grade-A prick with the same way (But)
Cobain put the gauge to his brain, I'm goin' out with a bang, ayy (Yeah)
Dang, Dre, look at what you made me do
Maybe you the one they should blame, they
Say they wish I wasn't so angry (Yeah)
They wanna see me goin' off the deep end like Ye, ayy (Nah)
Rather see me do like Kim Kardashian they say (Yeah), yeah
And find a way to get rid of all of this rage, ayy (Haha)
But if you wonder why is Marsh considered the harshest spitter (Why?)
'Cause I can spit a bar that is a
Cross between Nas and GZA, Biggie Smalls, and RZA
So hard, Megan Thee Stallion and Nicki Minaj'll scissor (Cut it out)
It's still the press's wet dream (Yeah), too many head shrinks (Oh)
My head thinks foul, I've said things when jestin'
They should arrest me for my testes (Ah)
The biggest in the South, West, East, North and catch me (Ah)
[?] with extreme links, to steps been took to supress things (Why?)
Try not to get seen with Ben Affleck, me, and Seth Green
Hangin' on to the left wing to Jeffrey Epstein's jet screamin' (Hey! Don't forget me, haha)
Get to Shady's bill, takin' the pill and puttin' it into your soft drink (Ahh)
Something's off and I don't know what the cause be (Yeah)
But it's obvi', this water ramen is scalding
Ominous thoughts creep in my head and it's not me
They brainwashed me (Marshall, Marshall)
And that's all she wrote, yeah, that's why they call me

Marshall, he's the antichrist
He will slice and dice
Men, women and children (One more time, come on)
His name is Marshall
He's the antichrist
He will slice and dice
Foreskin, women and children (Yeah)

Knock, knock (Who's there?), boo (Boo who?)
Hey why you cryin', shorty, uh? 'Cause I boo'd you? (Whoa)
Well, bitch, I'm tryin' get some head up in this Subaru
But you have no clue what you doin', do you?
You fall asleep or somethin'? Hello, yoo-hoo, wake up, fake slut
I'm out of here, screw you
What, did you drop dead in my lap?
You call that head? I suck my dick better than you do, haha
Yeah, I'm sick like the terminally ill, but more like sick as in the term mentally ill
Antichrist, how come you can't be nice?
Like who's talkin', dog, like Brian from Family Guy
But who else is as pitiless, actually witty and crass
Hideous, ghastly and insidious as me or spitting as nasty
Next idiot that ask me is gettin' his ass beat
Worst than Diddy did
But on the real, though (Why?)
She prolly ran out the room with his fuckin' dildo (Come here)
He try to field goal punt her, she said to chill (No)
Now put it back in my ass and get the steel toe (Ew, aah, the fuck?)
Nightmares goin' Freddy on me (He right) 'cause they steady haunt me (Yeah)
Shady's bad to the core, but look at the bread he got me (Ah)
Complete lack of remorse, so they've come at me before, but they won't ever stop me
But fuck the back and the forth, until I'm dead and rotting
Head is prolly wack and it's warped like Jack Kevork' performing sexual acts with a corpse
If they don't like it like a necrophiliac in the morgue, fuck everybody
I don't appeal to you
You was one of them children whose parents fed every meal to you on a platter and silver spoon
I am a product of what Farina and powdered milk'll do
To your drive when them rappers like Jada bring out the Will in you
'Cause now my shit slaps harder than Will'll do, word to Gorilla Glue
I don't need sticky fingers to steal on you, lyrical killer who punish you
Every syllable son'n you
Ya hides, I tanned 'em, like bicycles built for two
Stickin' a clip into Uzi, I've been itchin' and use, lookin' like Nikolas Cruz
My trigger's happy, [?] truth, Travis Bickle 'em too, we gettin' rude
This shit'll go sideways like your tippin' a canoe
Bitch, I'm sick as the flu
How the fuck are you gonna fit in my shoes?
Look at my views, all the shit I've been through
No sympathy, I don't have any for you
Stickin' it to
All of you idiots who take my lyrics a little bit too literal
You can all suck on my dick and if you don't wanna get ripped
Better get the fuck back, bitch, I'm in here to do what Dre sent me to do
I sinfully get to spittin' this shit devil in me and I do his bidding
His name is

Marshall, he's the antichrist
He will slice and dice
Sluts, whores, men, women and children (One more time, what's my name?)
His name is Marshall
He's the antichrist
He will slice and dice
Skanks, sluts, whores, men, women and children

You wanna dance with the devil, dance with the devil, dance with the devil
You wanna dance with the devil, dance with the devil, dance with the devil
You wanna-

(I ain't goin' nowhere)
It's about to get scary, Bizarre (I'm still here, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy)
It's about to get dark

Guess who's back (Me), straight out the gutter (Me)
With a dirty rubber, plus my homeless mother (Fuck it)
Where's Bruce Jenner at? I wanna fuck that ho (Where she is?)
Where's Megan Thee Stallion at? I wanna suck that toe (Muah)
Twenty years in, shit, I'm past addiction (Uh-huh)
I'm at CVS, tryna find my past prescription
My dad didn't listen
I passed the mission
Fuckin' a tranny on IG live
That was a bad decision (Haha, that was fucked up)
My rent due, my girl need an a abortion (What you gon' do?)
Sell them Eminem Jordans (I did, haha)
All gas, butt naked, all ass
Tryna get on Hailie Jade's podcast (Why not?)