Eminem - In Da Pub

Go, go, go, go, go, go,
Go on luv, it's my birthday
You look tarty like it's my birthday
I'll buy you a Bacardi like it's my birthday
And you know I'm havin' a laugh, it's not my birthday
Chorus x2
You'll find me in the pub,
With a pint of barley, luv
I've got a fiver if you let me see your juggs
I'm in there playin' darts
I need a girl in shrubs so,
Come fill up my mug before my fag gets stuffed
When I pull up out front you see me Vauxhall Nova
When I hit the bar it's ten past before I'm over
I came to watch the game 'cos I'm a Blackburn Rover
And I munch on eminem's while I'm down and smurred over
But homie, nothing's changed, cash down, bottoms up and
I got a paper cut from rollin' my wrizzler up,
If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a geeza or gimp,
Cos I fell down my stairs and now I walk with a limp
In the crap bits of Crawford they say '50 yo hot'
They like me, I want them to love me like lesbian hot
If you go to Hemle and Hamster then they'll tell you I'm crazy
'Cos I was so drunk and helped a statue with a baby,
But I'm fully focused now, tea and coffee on my mind,
Got a part-time job at 'Daily in Crime',
Now this girl jus' love my hair, like my car,
Her friend is fit but she's as ugly as a ??
Chorus x2
My girlfriend's mum gave me the cash,
That bought me all my fancy stuff,
My couch, my fridge, my plates, my waist, look mum, I'm tied down
But I ain't changed
And you should luv it, well more than you hate it
You're like my dad, your fashion sense is outdated
I'm that bloke by the car when I'm on or round
You're that weird guy who never leaves or makes a sound
When the beats are pumpin' I get my macario on
My mates drag me through my chair before the end of the song
If the roof's on fire someone dial 999
And if you want to get drunk luv, it isn't a crime
I'll tell u what I'll tell every girl you're fit, nice hair
But if you don't want to brush it, here's another red square
Or I can tell my mates in the back with a crawler berg
They'll know where we'll fu**in be yeah!
Chorus x2
Don't act like you don't know where I've been either, mum
In the pub all the time mun,
It's about to pop off mum,
Burn unit
Instrumental