Enon - Elected

I'm the jewel of the pulpit
never let it be known
I'm taking extra precautions
slipping down the middle
for the five hundredth time
I could explode a campus bottle
and make it stop on a dime
ow ow!

I'm the electric shock elect
a perpetual but
I implacidly reject
sue so so around me
having stretched out the cue
oh well I think it's kinda neat
so I fought for it for you
ow ow!

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