Good Clean Fun - ...Except For All The Goths

It's fun to be a vampire, the whole world is our prey
Party every night, and sleep away the day
Times have changed, it's not the same, Goth is here to stay
I might just have to stake myself to make them go away

A thousand years, I've walked the earth, for death I've never wished
Endless life is a cruel curse, with company like this
I'd rather face the sun and I'd rather cut off my own head
If you think they're annoying when they're alive
You should see them when they're dead

It's fun to be a vampire, the whole world is our prey
Party every night, and sleep away the Day
The moon is over bourbon street but some thing's just not right
One more kid in a long black cape and I'll end it all tonight