GWAR - The Salaminizer

Here's a little something from a God to a slave,
We're on this planet and we're running a muck,
I never should of been let out the f**king microwave!
I should give a shit but I don't give a f**k!
Ever since I was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad.
Burning a mall or two, blowing the load I spew.
You don't wanna f**king f**k me? I'll F**k you!
I need a mother-f**king suckadickalickalong!
My man sexy will f**k you up in a minuet.
Then I'll f**k your ass till its rimless!
This is your ass, and I'm in it.
With an axe, sword, mace, pike your limbless.
Oh! You humans always screaming!
(Chorus:)
Oh! As you suckle on my semen!
Oh! And the shit is always steamin'
But you can call me the salaminizer
A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodimizer.
My life is a luxury, so filled with hate.
Give unto give unto give unto give unto
I got fifty slaves heaping maggots on my plate.
On my Sony Trinitron that's switched to channel 5.
From my fortress in Antarctica I watch the world die
Crushed in the pit, nailed to the stage
Back on the road, its no lie....
I only suck the souls that are underage.
(Repeat Chorus)
Stupid f**king humans pay money to die!