ICP - If I Was

In order, for one to metamorphasize, from ones inner self being projected out into The astral plane and to rematerialize into an inanamite object or another living Organism for that matter is entirely and absolutely impossible, however If i was your tv id be like, look at me If i was shooting star i be like shooooom (peace)If i was a fat bitches thong id be like hell nah If i was a hotties thong id be like ahh If i was a cuss word id just be like, fuck If i was a rock on the moon id be chillin like sup If i was a butthole id just be an exit If i was the doc id be like man this is bull shit If i was your tires on your car id be like (car noises)If i was the bumper on your car id be like ahh fuck If i was a balloon id be like (balloon losing air)If i was alyssia milano id be fucking joe bruce If i was a radio dj id probably say, point 103If i was a richie ass bitch id be like, um ok If i was spin magazine id put a mirror on the cover and be like Fuck us and all our readers, even this mother fucker If i was your mental stress id be catching up If i was your headaches every now and then id be like thuuummmp If i was your tounge id be hatin your teeth id be like Ah why do you try to bite me every time we eat?If i was a chair id be like sit here And if i was kid rock id cut my feathered wolf hair If i was your muffler id be like shhh quietly If i was a price tag id be like you aint buyin me If i was a fresh dj id be like (scratching record)If i was jam master jay id be like(scratching record)If i was a cheap clock radio id be like (radio static)If i was barry white id be like what up yall If i was a nipple in the cold id be like (spring noise)If i was your dead uncle id be like If i was a rain drop id just be like (rain drop)And i had an axe and your neck i might say chop[chorus]If i was if i was but ill never be(if i was if i was but ill never be)If i was if i was but ill never be(if i was if i was but ill never be)If i was if i was boy your killing me(if i was if i was boy your killing me)If i was if i was but ill never be(if i was if i was but ill never be)If i was a faygo at one of our shows Id fly through the air into an ocean of juggalos If i was andre the giant this is how i would be manly If i was father mc id be like yeah what happened If i was a mirror id find another mirror And look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear If i was a slider id slid out your but, id be floating in the toilet Looking at you like what?If i was a pilot id be like air traffic control If i was john denver id be like ahhhh If i was a switch id be like flip me yoohoo If i was a london cop car id be like (siren)If i was chewbacca id get me a fresh ass ?face?If i was vanilla ice id be like fuck yall im still paid If i was a stop sign id just be like stop If i was your wooden leg id still be giving you the hip hop[chorus 2x]