ICP: Mad professor

[Dialogue between Violent J and Couch Guy][Violent J]I was never popular, this Ill admit, fuck school never liked me, Goo!All the kids would always beat me, until Im half-deadMake fun of the size of my foreheadBut that shit never bothered me, Mama and MotherThey had a lot of propertyThey had a science lab in the basementAnd thats where my free ti...well, my time was spentI made a mouse with a chicken headIt clucked three times: CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK!And then it was deadI made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neckgobblegobblegobble, it was the shit (yeah)But Im still lonely, I need a homieSo I collected limbs and made a zombieI couldve made a girlie friendBut fuck that, I got my girlie right here...yeah![Chorus]You can call me Mad ProfessorI will make a friend for meYou can call me Mad ProfessorWe will rule eternity[Dialogue between Violent J and a bitch][Violent J]I used so many body parts it was crazyI killed a whole bunch of mother fuckers , like what, eighty?They all chipped in on my special friendEverything helps, Even if you got a finger to lend, come onI hear the other children playing outsideKeep it down you little bitches, Ill skin your fucking hides!?Stressful?, this part is wackSome how I gots to attach this nut sackShit! Fuck! Im sawing off an elbowLooking at the meter Im like ?Quasar and Ziphalo?Or better yet look out the fucking windowI see a storms coming, almost time to rollScrew the head on, come on, come onIts the thuggish, ruggish, boneOkay its time, hit the switch, turn it up a hertFuck! Shit! Didnt work[Chorus][Dialogue between Violent J and a wrecker serviceman]It wasnt always easy (Hell no!) let me tell yaBut fuck that, cause I aint no failureI put the shit with the ?things? and this with thatWait a minute...(brrrt) did you hear that?Its alive! I just gotta wake it upHand me that ?rocky rye? pour it in a cupIt will do exactly...hold up, pauseI aint cleaning his draws man, fuck thatGet him fat, get him ready, its almost timePaint his ugly face up almost like mineI see him twitching, Im on a rollHe can help me tell the whole world about the carnivalTurn the hertz all the way up for this shitAnd just wait for that lightning bolt to hitDid it work? You make the callShaggy? (What up, yall!)[Chorus 3X]