Laurel Aitken: Woppi King

They say, when you die, and after burial, you come like an insect or animal. I hear some people com back as a mule; some come back as a sow, And some come back like a cow.
Well, I cant say much about that, because I never hear off anyone who dead, and come back and tell we how they stay. All I know that people who died, twenty, thirty years ago, from an association in Hell, and writing living people, telling them the condition down there.
Well Woppi King is the head of everything him give all the orders. And Two Gun Rhygin, from Lime Cay; Daughter Bartley; Sorill, from Coronation Market; Doctor Sploom, the one that kill the man dog and was roasting it in the back yard and a man shoot him; Hilton, that come from America, when somebody write him, and tell him say him wife have a man, poor fella, and him take him gum and shoot him wife, under a cellar.
WELL THE WHOLE OF THEM ARE UNDER PRESSURE, DOWN THERE !
Well I know that you must know Professor Brown. Him is still, in him bloom, inviting people in him dark room.
But one thing again, they cant get no cherish a buy. They cant get no music, them cant get no cherish. So Woppi King write about him sound system man, and write Count Suckle from Paddington, Jim Dandy from Brixton, Duke Neville and Duke Sonny, from Birmingham, and Bishop the High Priest and Count Bust the Black Prince from Brixton, Asking them if the can come play fe him Easter Monday night, because the man have a big dance in Hell.
But I hear say, Woppi King have a sound system from himself, named The Scorpion. But him cant get no record.
Well, the girl who a dead in a the Kendall crash, it she send the cherash.
Well, Woppi King and Two Gun Rhygin did have a big fight. Still Doctor Sploom get involve, and draw him knife. So Professor Brown decide to part. Woppi King lick the man with a banana stalk, and send him reeling like a hand cart.
Anyhow, Rubaal and Dyas, and Ken Cott send them regards and Woppi King.