Lifesaves: HelloHiHey

[CHORUS]I'll keep this brief it's nice to meet youThough I can't get past your egoI never hold a grudge cause love is the wayHello hi hey...anywayWhen we do talk then I get sucked intoIntroductions to your egoYou're rubbing me the wrong wayHello hi hey...anyway[VERSE 1: Vursatyl]Hey yo peace VursatylHey what's up dudeYo my name is Brian but my MC name is Catapult (oh word?)Word my crew is called the Cannibals (ah cool)Yeah we're 30 deep and each member's a mutant culmination of six animalsSee each MC is simultaneously (okay) six creatures, that's six styles with six featuresMan we're the wild kingdom of hip hop...Okay! Hey! It's nice to meet you but I'm just about to go on stage...Right, well, speaking of stages we're the latest phase in hip hopAnd I mean face it..hip hop sucks without usAnd we're the best that bust and best at touching the micI mean I like how y'all do (thank you)But we on some new next level complexity, tarzan telepathy, organic especiallyMe see I'm kinda like the leader..Damn, I wasn't knowin!Well, you sleepin on a heater..Nah, I ain't never been the type to sleep...Me either!And that reminds me, we just recorded 90 new treats (uh huh)Our 15 CD box set is finally complete (whoa..)And did I fail to mention also I do beats on my Playstation 2And I've comprised the hi-fidelity medley supreme stream a heater beat you won't believe I'm even makin' mu...Hold up cat, beats you makin for me?No doubt, wait til you see!Now why you doing that man?C'mon Vurs, man you my favorite MC, next to meCause these MCs are losers! (crumbs!)They just some wannabe bunch of me broken boosers (bums!)Word that's true and even my crewThe truth is without me those dudes are borderline uselessWhich brings me to my solo LP, my new website, my summer tour (wow)My cameos and collaborations with some obscure artists.. (shh..)It's hard to harness this much talent (yeah I'll bet)C'mon Vurs man you should know you're a vetAnd by the way when's the next time y'all playin?Well besides tonight I think it's uh...Uh huh right like I was sayinI'm nice and if you got some advice on points I'm missin my ears are openAlright listen..[CHORUS][VERSE 2: Vursatyl]None of this is concoctedIt's not pretendHonest depictions of what I comprehend as a parent arrogantAnd I've got a friend that sometimes get's into (phone rings)...hold up this might be himHello?Hi is Erb there?This himHey what's up with you bro?Loungin manLong time no hear fromYeah I knowMan I just flew in last nightI caught y'all showI could of had that slot but they was fakin on the doughWord?Yeah they frontedWell we just wanna get heardWell yeah y'all should settleI keep forgetting y'all ain't on my levelAnd so many are not quiteThe MC that I am I guess it's lonely at the top right? (well, yeah I guess)Man it's hard being the bestThese MCs get pissed cause next to me they almost don't existNo diss but who can really say that they've gone where I've goneOr play where I've playedOr that they've done what I've doneStay where I've stayedSold what I've soldAnd done closeYeah the nerve of some folksYeah and even y'all can't compareY'all startin to swellBut a cameo from me would really boast your record salesMm...well we kinda tryin to build with these cats from round the wayMan don't tell me that you feel them paperweight so-called rhymers I can make or breakHold me, eternal gratitude, show me respectAnd ask any record storePeople might buy your album but it's really me that they checkin forI've seen it once or a hundred times[phone rings...]Hold up folks I got somebody on the other line[CHORUS REPRISE]Though we're good friends it never endsYour self destructive massive egoI never hold a grudge cause love is the wayHello hi hey...anywayYou've gone too farIt's just the way you areHope that doesn't scar your egoYou're rubbing me the wrong wayHello hi hey..anyway[VERSE 3: Vursatyl]Vur-sa-tylI must be tired I'm hearing voicesIt's me Vurs the one who interferes in your choicesWait, who are you?Now see there that's the treatI've been known as arrogantTo sometimes conceitSelf-absorbed, self-centeredI'm cocky, veinStuck up, proud, pompous, other vulgar namesI'm closely associated to fame and success (alright)But I'm a part of everybody's thoughts more or lessI'm just confidence misconstrued as something evilAlright get to the point man...who are you?Your egoNah I play the humble (true)I watch my words closeMy rep proceeds meYou never heard Erb boastHold itNeed I remind you of the cleverKid rhyming backstage in your ear forever?Yeah, so?And what about the call from your friend?Who was kinda jaded, kinda dissed you at the end?Now what you getting at?That was usUs who?Me and youMan we were that kid VursNah man!It's true!I never sweat other rhymers!I never diss my troopers!Well that kid was our pastAnd that friend could be our futureNah you got me twistedEgo trips don't concern me!Chill Vurs those we're just stages on your journeyI mean you are dopeStop it man[Vurs is hearing voices...]I mean you're the best rapperI mean reallyJust think about it manNo one can touch youI mean you're better than all the other MCs out thereAhhhhhhhhh!!![CHORUS REPRISE 2]How can this be?I finally seeThat it was me who had the egoPlease don't hold a grudge cause love is the wayHello hi hey...anywaySwallow my prideNow that I'm wiseSincerely I apologizeFor rubbing you the wrong wayHello hi hey...anyway[OUTRO: DJ Rev Shines][scratches]Hello hello hello hello helloHey hey hey hey heyHello hello hello hello helloH-h-hey hey hey hey hey...