Lil Dicky - Earth

what up world?
it’s your boy
just one of the guys down here
well, i could be more specific
uh, I’m a human
and I just wanted to for the sake of all of us
earthlings out there
just wanted to say:

we love the Earth
it’s our planet
we love the Earth
it is our home
we love the Earth
it’s our planet
we love the Earth
it is our home

[Bieber]

Hi, I am a baboon
I;m like a man
just less advanced and my anus is huge

[Adriana Grande:]

hey, I’m a zebra
no one knows what I do
but I look pretty cool
am I white or black?

[Halesy:]

I’m a lion cub
and I’m always getting licked,
meow!

[Zac Brown:]

how’s it going?
I;m a cow, moo!
you drink milk from my tits

[Brendon Urie:]

I’m a fat, fucking pig

[Hailee Steinfeld]

I’m a common fungus

[Wiz Khalifa:]

I’m a disgruntled skunk
shoot you out my butthole

[Snop Dogg]

I;m a marijuana plant
I can get you fucked up

[Kevin Hart:]

And I’m Kanye West

we love the Earth
it’s our planet
we love the Earth
it is our home
we love the Earth
it’s our planet
we love the Earth
it is our home

[Adam Levine:]

Ba-dum-dum /2x
we are the vultures
feed on the dead

[Shawn Mendes]

we’re just some rhinos
horny as heck

[Charlie Puth]

I’m just a giraffe
wants whit his neck

[SIA]

hippty-hop
I’m a kangaroo
I hope up there
up and down for you

[miley cyrus:]

I’m an elephant
I got junk in my trunk

[Lil Jon:]

what the fuck
I’m a clam!

[Rita Ora:]

I;m a wolf, howl!

[Miguel:]

I’;m a squirell
looking for my next nut

[Katy Perry:]

And I ‘m a pony
just a freak horse
but c’mon get on
giddee-up
let’s rride

[Lil Yachty]

I’m HPV
Don’t let me in

[Ed Sheeran:]

I;m a koala and I sleep all the time
so what?
it’s cute

[Meghan Trainor:]

we love you, India

[Joel Embid]

We love you, Africa

[Tory Lanez:]

We love the Chinese

[Lil Dicky]

We forgive you, Germany

Earth is our planet, is our planet
we love the Earth, we love the Earth
it’s our home
we love the Earth
it is our planet,. it is our planet
we love the Earth
it’s our home
we love the Earth

I’m a man
hello
can you hear me?
anyone out there, hello?
I’ve e trudged the Earth for so damn long
and still don’t know shit
what’s going on?

I hope it’s not a simultation
give each oyher names like ahmend and pedro
we like to wear clothes
girls still look beautiful
and it covers up our human dick
eat a lot of tina fish

but these days it’s like we don’t know how ytto act
all these shootings, pollution
we under attack on ourselves
like, let’s all just chill
respect what we built
like look at the internet
it’s cracking hell

fellas, don’t you love the cum when you have sex?
and I heard woman orgasms are better then a dick
so what we got this land for?
what we gotta stand for?
love and we love the earth!

[Ariana Grande:]

Oh, Baby, I love the earth
I love this planet

[Lil Dicky]

Hey Russia, We’re col
hey Asia, all of you, c’mon
every on e of you from the plains to the Sahara
let’s come together and live

[PSY]

…

[Bad Bunny]

Amamos la tierra

[Kris Wu]

…

[Lil Dicky]

we love you /2x
c’mon everybody
I know we’re not all the same
but we’re living on the same Earth

[Ariana Grande:]

Have you ever been to Earth?

[Lil Dicky]

Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana
We’re not making music for aliens here

[Justin Bieber:]

Are we gonna die?

[Lil Dicky]

you know what, Bieber?
we might die
I’m not going to lie to you
I mean there’s so many people out here who don’t believe
global warming is a real thing
you know?
we gotta save this planet
we’re being stupid

[Ariana Grande:]

Unless we get or shit together now