Tekst piosenki
Why doesn't she want him for a father?
Not only maidens can occupy my shack
Goring my manhood turns a man off
Like Pepe Le Pew would say:
Hey, hey, hey, and then we clash
I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly...
She laughs about it
She makes inflections when the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves of polyester
I want to jump, this isn't right
Hey, when am I getting back?
I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly...
I don't know why
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the balls
I got a dick, dick
Hear my fuckin' hate
I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly...
If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulated, the sky is cotton candy
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
Feeling can't help me romp
Bill, just fuck me, take me anal
Phyllis diller reminds me of someone
I'm sick of paying for the Love Boat
Tony and Tenille say want to jump rope
And I say look
I got my penis spayed
I got a little tail
I got my dingaling spayed (x2)
Nothing hard, I got to be around a pussy
Don't let me fall, I got a heh-heh
Well, you can't live
We got my dingaling spayed
When are you going to learn
