Tekst piosenki
Mom and dad went to a show They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's I kicked and screamed, said please, don't go Grandma take me home (x8) Had to eat my dinner there Mashed potatos and stuff like that I couldn't chew my meat too good Never take me home (x8) (Alt: Grandma take me home (x8)) She said, well, don't you start your crying (Alt: Said, why don't you stop your crying) Go outside and ride your bike Thats what I did, I killed my toad Never take me home (x8) After dinner, I had ice cream I fell asleep, and watched TV I woke up in my mother's arms Never take me home (x19) I wanna be alone
