One Bad Pig - Big Stomach

Shes got a big stomach
And shes right there on my TV
Shes sweating and shes groaning
Its about to maek me queasy
She yells to boil water
Pull the sheets of the bed
Cosby says to grab your lip
And yank it over your head

Chorus:
Labor aint no easy thing
Life is what your toil brings
Cant give birth without some strain
Life is more than worth the pain

"Miss Scarlet! Miss Scarlet!
I dont know nothin about birthin` no babies!"

Ive got a big vision
Im veggin watching TV
"Its not by might or power...."
So Im gonna take it easy
Dont think Im not busy
Aint no lazy jerk
Im dreaming of the glory
While the Lord does all the work

Labor aint no easy thing
Life is what your toil brings
Cant give birth without some strain
Life is more than worth the pain

"Sweet Jesus! Sweet Jesus!
I dont know anything about birthin no vision"

You gotta push (Push!)
You gotta shove (Shove!)
A stork aint gonna drop it in your lap from above
You gotta push (Push!)
You gotta shove (Shove!)
You gotta pray and work with lots of tears and love

If I dont busy
Ive dreamt to no avail
Im gonna have to pay the price
Of a woman in travail

Labor aint no easy thing
Life is what your toil brings
Cant give birth without some strain
Life is more than worth the pain