Pony Pants - Sexual Pickle

so much love, so little time
today, kids like me are a dime a dozen
it's like crushin' on your second cousin
it's not fair
life's so unfair

fuck! i'm in a sexual pickle
oh why is fate so fierce and fickle
fuck! this is so ridiculous
spontaneously combust
like a crowded chinatown bus
and i'm outta here
oh, i'm so outta here

love triangles, love quadrangles
a drag queen with her legs so tangled
a drag king with his newfangled sexuality
what will he do to me?
what will she do with me?

fuck! i'm in a sexual pickle
oh why is fate so fierce and fickle
fuck! this is so ridiculous
spontaneously combust
like a crowded chinatown bus
and i'm outta here
oh, i'm so outta here

and ** is taking my body
** ** (muffled by next line overdub)
oh i'm so outta here