Princess Superstar: Bad Babysitter

okay honey,
now the name of the restaurant and
my cell phone number are on the refridgerator
uh huh,
don't be afraid to call if you need anything
now have Josh in bed by 9
uh huh
ummm 9 30 the latest
sure
now there's soda and chips in the kitchen
dvd player, and i think theres some board games
in the closet
oh, but one thing, just be good
okay......

I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in your shower Woo!
I'm making 6 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!

Babysitting sucks
but whatever
they got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog too
And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub
I mean he's old but not dimed out
If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for Time Out
Aight Josh what you wanna do?
You wanna watch cartoons?
HBO got Platoon, hey get back in the room!
I assume your folks are gonna be out late
go make me Kool Aid
I'm a sit on the couch and masturbate
then call my boyfriend
Gabe and see if he ate
Spit out my Bubbalicious
and get to one of them big fridges
that could fit 10 midgets
Damn they're rich
Hey she left me fifty dishes-bitch!
Let's try on ya mom's minks
think she'll miss these Chanel links?
In high heels you look like Jar Jar Binks
Go play under the sink
(I want my mommy and daddy!)
I want your daddy as well
But if you tell, you'll die of sickle cell and God told me
you're goin straight to hell
Well if you don't like it
I can leave and then you'll be alone
believe me
that's what the creepy monsters want
Plus I'll be taking your TV
Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed
I got a camera
I'll take a picture
and show that little girl you like sarah
Oh and one more thing
there's been several mass murderers spotted in the area

I'm a bad babysitter
got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!
I'm makin 6 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!
I'm makin 6 bucks an hour

Let's make Fluffernutters
don't fuckin utter another peep
I'll take the cookie cutter
make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep
Keep still
I gotta check the bathroom cabinet
Hey what are these pills?
I'll take the Valium Josh
you take a bag and the Tagament
Stop throwin up
I'm not paid enough
you clean up the rug
Is that Fluff?
I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much
All right kid
you gotta go to bed
I know its only 6
but my boy just came over
and he wants me to give him head
Sit his bare ass on the couch
where you watch Small Wonder
Next time you see Vicky
the spot'll be sticky
cuz I sucked his dicky
and used your mom's cucumber
Don't worry
I'll put it back in the Frigidaire
Scared?
You can have it for supper
nice and crisp in the Tupperware
No bedtime story
Gabe get off you're so horny!
Josh get in bed
and Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin
No porn
and shut the shade Gabe
One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid

I'm a bad babysitter
got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!
I'm making 6 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!
I'm making 6 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!
I'm making 6 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!
I'm making 6 bucks an hour...