Tekst piosenki
Joseph and Mary are so badkissing in the park, kissing in the park, kissing in the parkhe practices dentistry without a licensebut its alright cause Mary read the books and shes got his backtheyre saving up for a trip to francegonna leave the baby with one of the in-lawsjust long enough to see the eiffel tower and backwear red scarf and booze on the airplane But the devil come to bethlehemwith a bible and an alarm clockthe devil come to bethlehemand he aint afraid of the dark Joseph and Mary are so sadsitting in a park in paris, france reading the news and it sure looks bada pile of empty postcards on their lapsnothing bright to write and nothing good to send But the devil come to bethlehemwith a bible and an alarm clockthe devil come to bethlehemand he aint afraid of the darknessis less frightening thanthe nightness is less frightening thanthe dark Joseph and Mary are so deadhonest, its been years, its been years, its been many, many yearsall their descendants are long buried and gonetheir closest blood relative works in a philadelphia sears Walking on water in his own bathtubturning that water to wine The devil come to bethlehemwith a bible and an alarm clockthe devil come to bethlehemhe aint afraid of the darknessis less frightening thanthe lightness is less frightening thanthe darkness is less frightening thanthe lightness is less frightening thanthe dark
