Rent: Christmas Bells

FIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE:
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
On TV - At SAKS

SQUEEGIEMAN
Honest Living, Honest Living
Honest Living, Honest Living
Honest Living, Honest Living

ALL FIVE HOMELESS:
Can't You Spare A Dime Or Two
Here But For The Grace Of God Go You
You'll Be Merry
I'll Be Merry
Tho Merry Ain't In My Vocabulary

No Sleighbells
No Santa Claus
No Yule Log
No Tinsel

No Holly
No Hearth
No

SOLOIST:
'Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer'

ALL FIVE:
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

No Room At The Holiday Inn - Oh No
And It's Beginning To Snow

VENDORS:
Hats, Bats, Shoes, Booze
Mountain Bikes, Potpourri
Leather Bags, Girlie Mags
Forty Fives, AZT

VENDOR #1:
No One's Buying
Feel Like Crying

ALL:
No Room AT THe Holiday Inn - Oh No
And It's Beginning To Snow

VENDOR #2:
How About A Fur-
In Perfect Shape
Owned By An MBA From Uptown
I Got A Tweed
Broken In By A Greedy
Broker Who Went Broke
And Then Broke Down

COLLINS:
You Don't Have To Do This

ANGEL:
Hush Your Mouth, It's Christmas

COLLINS:
I Do Not Deserve You, Angel

COLLINS:
Give - Give
All You Do

Is Give
Give Me Some
Way To Show
How You've Touched
Me So

ANGEL:
Wait - What's On
The Floor?
Let's See Some
More


No - No - No...

ANGEL:
Kiss Me - It's Beginning To Snow

MARK:
... She Said, 'Would You Light My Candle'
And She Put On A Pout
And She Wanted You
To Take Her Out Tonight?

ROGER:
Right

MARK:
She Got You Out!

ROGER:
She Was More Than Okay
But I Pushed Her Away
It Was Bad - I Got Mad
And I Had To Get Her Out Of My Sight

MARK:
Wait, Wait Wait - You Said She Was
Sweet

ROGER:
Let's Go Eat I'll Just Get Fat
It's The One Vice Left-When You're
Dead Meat
There - That's Her

MARK:
Maureen?

ROGER:
Mimi!

MARK:
Wo!

ROGER:
I Should Go

BOTH:
Hey - It's Beginning To Snow

COPS:
I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas

MIMI & JUNKIES:
Follow The Man - Follow The Man
With His Pockets Ful Of The Jam
Follow The Man - Follow The Man
Help Me Out, Daddy
If You Can

Got Any D Man?

THE MAN:
I'm Cool

MIMI & JUNKIES:
Got Any C Man

THE MAN:
I'm Cool

MIMI & JUNKIES:
Got Any X
Any Smack
Any Horse
Any Jugie Boogie Boy
Any Blow?

ROGER:
Hey

MIMI:
Hey

ROGER:
I Just Want To Say
I'm Sorry For The Way --

MIMI:
Forget It

ROGER:
I Blew Up
Can I Make It Up To You?

MIMI:
How?

ROGER:
Dinner Party?

MIMI:
That'll Do

THE MAN:
Hey Lover Boy - Cutie Pie
You Steal My Client - You Die

ROGER:
You Didn't Miss Me - You Won't Miss Her
You'll Never Lack For Customers

JUNKIES:
I'm Willin'
I'm Illin'
I Gotta Get My Sickness Off

Gotta Run, Gotta Ride
Gotta Gun, Gotta Hide -- Gotta Go

THE MAN:
And It's Beginning To Snow

BENNY :
Wish Me Luck Alison -
The Protest Is On

COAT VENDOR:
L. L. Bean,
Geoffrey Beene
Burburry Zip Out

Lining JUNKIES:
Got Any C Man?
Got Any D Man?
Got Any B Man
Got Any Crack
Got Any X

SQUEEGIEMAN:
Honest Living -
ROGER
Mark, This Is Mimi -

MARK/MIMI:
Hi

ROGER:
She's Be Dining - (With Us)

COAT VENDOR:
Here's A New Arrival

THE MAN:
That Is An Ounce

VENDORS:
Hats, Dats, Bats

COLLINS:
That's My Coat!

COAT VENDOR:
We Give Discounts

MARK:
I Think We've Met

ANGEL:
Let's Get A Better One

COLLINS:
It's A Sham

MIMI:
That's What He Said

THE MAN:
I Said It's A Gram!

COLLINS:
But She's A Thief!

ANGEL:
But She Brought Us Together

BENNY:
Which Investor Is Coming??

COLLINS:
I'll Take The Leather

BENNY:
Your Father? - Damn!

HOMELESS & VENDORS:
Christmas Bells Are Swinging
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
In My Dreams - Next Year

Once You Donate You Can Go
Celebrate In Tuckahoe
You'll Feel Cheery
I'll Feel Cherry
Tho' I Dont Really Know That Theory

No Bathrobe
No Steuben Glass
No Cappucino Makers
No Pearls, No Diamonds
No 'Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire'
Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire

No Room At The Holiday Inn, Oh No -

COPS:
I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
Just Like The Ones I Used To Know
Jingle Bells - Prison Cells

Fa La La La - Fa La La La
You Have The Right To Remain
Silent Night Holy Night

Fall On Your Knees On Night Divine
You'll Do Some Time
Fa La La La La
Fa La La La La

JUNKIES:
Got Any C Man?
Got Any D Man?
Got Any B Man?
Got Any X? - Crack?

I'm Willin' - I'm Illin'
Gotta Get My Sickness Off
C-D Help Me
Follow The Man Follow The Man
Follow The Man
Jugie Boogie-Jugie Boogie

Follow The Man Follow The Man
Any Crack Any X Any Jugie Boogie Boy
Any Blow Any X Any Jugie Boogie Boy
Got Any D Man, Got Any C Man
Got Any Crack-Any X-Any Jugie Boogie?

COAT VENDOR:
Twenty Five

ANGEL:
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR:
Twenty Five

ANGEL:
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR:
Twenty Five

ANGEL:
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR:
No Way
Twenty Four

ANGEL:
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR:
Twenty Four

ANGEL:
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR:
Twenty Four

ANGEL:
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR:
Not Today
Twenty Three

ANGEL:
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR:
Twenty Three

ANGEL:
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR:
Twenty Three

ANGEL:
Fifteen
It's Old

COAT VENDOR:
Twenty Two

ANGEL:
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR:
Twenty One

ANGEL:
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR:
Seventeen

ANGEL:
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR:
Fifteen

ANGEL & COAT VENDOR:
Sold!

MARK & ROGER:
Let's
Go
To
The Lot - Maureen's Performing

MIMI:
Who's Maureen?

ROGER:
His Ex

MARK:
But I Am Over Her

ROGER:
Let's Not Hold Hands Yet

MIMI:
Is That A Warning

ALL THREE:
He/You/I
Just
Need(s)
To Take It Slow
I Should Tell You I Should Tell You
I Should Tell You I Should Tell You
I Should Tell You I...

ALL:
And It's Beginning To
And It's Beginning To
And It's Beginning To---

MAUREEN:
Joanne, which way to the stage!

ALL:
Snow!!!