Slightly Stoopid - Couldn't Get High

I've got new sunglasses
and ive got the back stage passes
boy on girls with fine asses
yeah oh yeah
sunshine, girlies, and money
what it takes to get me on a roll
some call me Mr. Soul

went to the party the other night
i wanna feel what my brain had felt like
i pullled the bottle and i start drinking wine
i thought that preety soon i would be feelin fine
but no i couldnt get high oh no
i said i couldnt get high oh no
i said i dont know why
threw down the bottle
whipped out the pipe
stuffed it full of goodness
then i gave that shit a light
i heffed and i puffed i smoked and i choked
i smoked so long until my heart was nearly broke
because i couldnt get high oh no
i said i couldnt get high oh no
i said i try and try
threw down the pipe pissed as i could be
gobbled down a mound of some LSD
and then i waited and i waited for my body to sing
i waited i waited but not a fucking thing
because i couldn't get high oh no
i said i couldnt get high oh no
i siad i dont know why