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Ladies, ladies On the sofa next to me are Dinah Shore and Sara Lee Ladies, ladies In the backyard climbing trees are Princess Grace and Margaret Mead Ladies, ladies Then you pull in the driveway You've been out shopping I've got to hide them, Hide, all you ladies They nod and smile They're disappearing They're fading out now And welcome home my only lady, my only lady Ladies, ladies Jackie's in the powder room And Lois Lane will be here soon Ladies, ladies Eva Braun is cracking jokes While Joan of Arc just sits and smokes Ladies, ladies Then I call up some buddies Hey, come on over There's ladies present "We'll be right over" The ladies hear me They're disappearing They're fading out now My friends say "where are all the ladies, ladies" Ladies, ladies In my kitchen baking cake is Betty Crocker Ladies, ladies Dolly Parton's in my pool, and Aunt Jemima's acting cool Ladies, ladies They're really great in person They get me going But I'm not pushy Don't want to blow it 'Cause if I blow it They start a-fading Come back my ladies Where would I be without my ladies
