Tekst piosenki
Intro:This one's For the Ladies
*women* Whooo
Might want to hold back on those "Whoos" ladies,
This one's fucking awful.
I kissed you on the cheek,
Goodnight my love I say.
You turn to me and smiled "a baby's on the way",
And then you drift asleep to dream of life anew,
And I lie wondering just what I should do...
I could kick you in the stomach
And catch you unawares.
I could swear to god
You accidentally fell that flight of stairs.
When I tell you that I love you,
I wll look you in the eye,
As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh...
Outro:*women* scream
I'm so sorry
*Lynch pretends to run off stage*
