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Arthur:Lady, will you marry me?Lady:I thought you'd never ask.Scene changes to the Vegas Drive-Up Wedding Chapeland the Girls enter in short Wedding Dresses.Girls:We are not yet wed And we're nearly at the end It is time that we Went and found a friend Is there someone who Can help us in out quest?We're already dressed Although we're not yet wed.Enter the boys with top hats and tails.Men:We are not yet dead Thats the best thing to be said We are not yet dead So we might as well get wed Could it be much worse Is marriage such a curse?Might as well get married Cos we are not yet wed Wedding Match.Enter Lancelot and Herbert married. In great fasions.Herbert:So you see its all a show, happy ending and all And that just makes me want to sing They all look for Father but he doesnt come on so Herbert starts to sing Herbert:When youre lost On lifes trail And you feel doomed to fail Do not fail Find Your Male Find Your Male Thats your Grail Lance:Just think Herbert, in a thousand years time this will still be controversial.Enter Robin, suitably dressed in white tie and tails.Robin:And I too have found my grail.Ensemble:Whats that?Robin:Musical Theatre!(singing)Robin:You can sing You can dance And you wont soil your pants In your white tie and tail Find your Grail Find your Grail Chorus:Hallelujah a Broadway wedding!Enter Arthur and Guinevere married. Guinevere is in a gorgeous wedding gown.Arthur and Guinevere:So be strong Chorus:Here comes the bride A&G:Keep right on.Chorus:Here comes the groom A&G:To the end of your song Chorus:Hallelujah Guinevere:Do not fail Find your Male Arthur:Dressed in mail Find your Grail Chorus:Sing Hallelujah theyve found their grail.Arthur:Life is really up to you You must choose what to pursue Chorus:A Broadway wedding Guinevere:Set your mind on what to find And theres nothing you cant do All:Go and find your grail Arthur and Guinevere:So keep right to the end Youll find your goal my friend Chorus:Find you friend!All:Then the prize you wont fail Find your Grail Find your Grail!Father:Stop that. Stop that. Stop it! No more bloody singing Lancelot whacks him on the head Chorus:For this is the Show that ends like this!
