Tekst piosenki
A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four(Spoken):Half-a-bee, philosophically Must ipso-facto half not-be.But half the bee, has got to bee Vis-a-vis its entity ... d'you see?But can a bee be said to be Or not to be an entire bee When half the bee is not a bee Due to some ancient injury?Singing...La di di, a-one-two-three Eric The Half-A-Bee A-B-C-D-E-F-GEric The Half-A-Bee Is this a-wretched demi-bee Half asleep upon my knee Some freak from a managerie?NO! It's Eric The Half-A-Bee!A-fiddle-di-dum, a-fiddle-di-dee Eric The Half-A-Bee Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee Eric The Half-A-Bee I love this hive employ-e-e Bisected accidentally One summer afternoon by me I love him carnally He loves him carnally Semi-carnally. The end.(Spoken):Cyril Connolly?No, semi-carnally Oh(Sings): Cyril Connolly(whistles)
