The Darkness - Wanker

It was a hot day WOOAH!
And there were boobies ahoy
I am a bastard WOOAH!
I've been a very naughty boy

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
I ain't been this miserable since the day I was borned

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup WOOO!
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up

I am spineless WOOAH!
I ain't got not no balls
I am a wanker WOOAH!
I won't return your calls

We shared the same dream but you wouldn't let me live it
You took the same brush as the other guys and tarred me with it

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup WOOO!
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up

Look into my eyeballs!

We shared the same dream but you wouldn't let me live it
You took the same brush as the other guys and tarred me with it

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup WOOO!
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
I cocked the whole thing up
Overfloweth my cup WOOO!
I cocked the whole thing up

Look into my eyeballs!