The Magnetic Fields - Xavier Says

Xavier says, "Ha ha ha,
We have nothing in common.
See you around, ta ta,
Slink back to your abominable lover, Zsa Zsa,
Before I blow your cover."

Zsa Zsa's scene, "Tacky Queen,
You think there's no one but you.
Get your crass little ass
out and don't make me cut you

With how much you talk you'd think that someone else was listening.
Want a drink, miss thing?"

"Slo Gin Fizz," says Xavier.
Zsa Zsa orders and drinks come.
"Here is is, Teddy Bear.
To your health you rat fink scum,"
Xavier weezes.
I forgot, before each line he sneezes
Quite a lot.

Xavier I forgot
he sneezes quite a lot