The Vandals - How Did This Loser Get This Job?

I know it's just a figure of speech but if your breath and your clothes are bad you're destined to teach
I see the president I see Lincoln what the hell was 43% of this place thinking
we watch the shuttle launch read J.D. Salinger I know one teacher I wish was on the Challenger

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check his references, that's all I'm saying
I think my parents deserve more for what they're paying he works till 3:00 it's such a racket
all you need are Dockers and a Members Only jacket

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unprepared, drunk you swindle academe all you wanna do is wrestle with the football team
pass out towels like communion you're protected by the kid molesters union

How- How- How- How- How- How- How did this loser get this job?