Tekst piosenki
Quack goes the gooseand also goes the duckmoo goes the cow(singing)my dad is a business manhe likes to drink a fewhe likes to watch the footyand doesn't flush his poowhen hes not at works hes dirtydigging in his pitwhen its deep enoughhe hangs a little shit(chorus)woooooo my dad is weirdyeh he is very strangehe makes all his chickenslay all their eggs free rangemy dad bets on the footyand although he always loseshe sits in his chairpulling out his hairand calls everyone losers(chorus)
