Abandon Jalopy - Speed Bumps

Plastic pink birds in my front yard
Big rig tires pushing up flowers
Wheels are my foundation
Gives a man freedom

Maserati move over
I'm changing lanes

Slam the screen door on the trailer
Slowing down for speed bumps in the park
Everybody has their problems
A swimming pool unifies us all

Make an effort to cash in on creation
Just be sure to tell everyone about your destination

Call up your friend
Dial 1-900

Maserati move over
I'm changing lanes

Slam the screen door on the trailer
Slowing down for speed bumps in the park
Everybody has their problems
A swimming pool unifies us all

Outside the house I see
Abandon jalopy
Dreams are rusting
Trust only what I see
Control all over me
Buying all they're promoting

Slam the screen door on the trailer
Slowing down for speed bumps in the park
One day I'll trade in my Big Wheel
And speed bumps won't bother me at all