Abercrombie: Porn Star

I think I've seen her face before
while at the video store
I got this sense of dejavu
when she blew me a kiss from across the room
She's a wannabe model & a dancer & a singer & an actress
but she always gets invited to celebrity events
with Charlie Sheen or Slash or somebody with cash
you know........I'm thinking she's a porn star
Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen
with the biggest smile that I've ever seen
you know......she's a natural porn star
She got the Benz and the house in the hills
a closet full of lingerie a few chains and whips
I thought it might bother me, her chosen occupation
but she makes ten times my current profession
Pop the champagne, light a candle, hit the sheets
I can't help feeling like I'm auditioning
Is there a video camera hidden in her clock?
Did someone say we need the money shot?


Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen
with the biggest smile that I've ever seen
you know......she's a natural porn star
She wants to be up there with
Jenna and Jeannie and be the queen of the scene
Go on Howard Stern and sell pictures and panties
and then retire at thirty with a pocket full of green
with her natural born charm, she's a natural porn star
Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen
with the biggest smile that I've ever seen
you know......she's a natural porn star
Don't be shy, just let down your guard
You do this all the time so it shouldn't be so hard
cause....you're a natural
Lights, camera, action, get on back to your mark
Let's do it one more time with total disregard
cause.....you're a natural porn star