Aimée Allen - Cooties

AMBER
Tracy Turnblad, this is for you
They came from way far out
In outer space
GUYS
Ah-woo
AMBER
And with her help
They may destroy the human race
AMBER & GUYS
She's got cooties!
GIRLS
Cooties
AMBER
They've found a place to nest
GUYS
She's got cooties
GIRLS
Cooties
AMBER
If i were her i'd be depressed
Long tailed, sharp nailed
Fuzzy legs, laying eggs
Eww, get 'em away from me,
get 'em away from me ewww!!
In science class
She's like a walking show-and-tell
GUYS
Ah-woo
AMBER
Her pet skunk ran away
'Cause it couldn't take the smell
GUYS
She's got cooties
GIRLS
Cooties
AMBER
Nobody want to sit by her
GUYS
She's got cooties
GIRLS
Cooties
AMBER
She don't need a coat
'Cause she's got fur!
Circle, circle,
ALL
Dot, dot, dot
AMBER
Hurry, get your cootie shot!
Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out!
GUYS
She's got cooties
GIRLS
Cooties
AMBER
She's just as friendly as can be
GUYS
She's got cooties
GIRLS
Cooties
AMBER
She shows them cootie hospitality
GUYS
She's got cooties
GIRLS
Cooties
AMBER
She's like a living twilight zone
GUYS
She's got cooties
GIRLS
Cooties
AMBER
Quick, get Rod Sterling on the phone!
AMBER
Black, white, red, green
AMBER & ENSEMBLE
Every colour in between
AMBER
Dresses like a circus clown
AMBER & ENSEMBLE
Somebody oughta hose her down
AMBER
Grew up in a cootie zoo
I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too!
And that's for you!