Ass Ponys - Otter Slide

We watched 'Heaven's Gate'
But the movie lasted far too long
We both fell asleep
But at least we didn't have to talk
That's what it's like
Everything's fine
And then we collide
Slid down an otter slide
Always tried to make the biggest splash
When we hit the drink
Always figured we would have to crash
That's what it's like
Everything's fine
And then we collide